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Monday, 06 July 2009

Friday, 26 June 2009

  • R.I.P.Michael Jackson :(

    Today a part of me died. Rest in Peace Michael Jackson.

    To be honest i cried a little when i saw pictures of mourning fans. He was an emodiement of part of my childhood growing up. I can't accept that he's gone yet.











    I find it really hard to turn this song off :(

Monday, 08 June 2009

Saturday, 30 May 2009

  • If I'd Ruled the World He'd have his balls Chopped Off by Now





    Sometimes i wish that i can rule the world and being realistic here I know probably won't be the best leader that has ever walked the face of the planet but i can guarantee you one thing. A lot of the things that things and situations in today's world that many people can only describe in two words as being "fucked up" will not happen under my rule.

    You know why? Cause I'm a problem solver. A damn good one too and every decree I would make reflect on what MOST people are thinking but not going to say because it's "un-ethical" or just makes them sound  like an asshole. One of the first things i 'd do if i was the ruler of the world is make castration a legal form of punishment.

    yes i said it...And I'm not just limiting that to well sexual offenders I'm talking this will apply to people who haven't quite figure out how to put on a condom...People like Desmond Hatchett.. Now i know you're probably asking yourself who the fuck is the Desmond Hatchett. One he's the inspiration of this blog and two he has a hard working man with a minimum wage job loves taking long walks in the park and oh... he has kids..21 kids

    yes you read right 21 FUCKING KIDS!! from 11 DIFFERENT WOMEN!!! Do you know how much child support the women are getting. $2 Bucks a month!! Hell a one handed chinese child laborer factory worker can more in child support a month then he could...and Still have enough for a bowl of rice.!

    I truly don't know what the hell is wrong with this guy and i really don't know who's the blame for this the guy for poon hound or the women (which I HOPE is not the case) who were dumb enough to think that this guy could support them or being that "easy". I mean like hell if that was me I would've stopped fucking when my 40 hour $600 dollar week paycheck gets chopped up to $50 bucks which is enough to buy a tank of gas so i can make to work the next week... Noo but it wasn't it was enough for Desmond probably somewhere when his children are still getting $10 bucks a month on child support (the glory days) he thought:

    "Hmm maybe if i can just walk to work therefore that 50 bucks extra i used to buy gas i'll use it on hoes I meet at the club..."

    He should've invested in condoms instead...

    This where my rational comes in. According the article:

    "The state says it can't stop him from having more kids, but are working out how to pay the mothers."

    Now i'll be pissed the fuck off if lived in Tennessee and my tax dollars aren't going to the school, fire department or the mayor's personal cocaine habit you know things this towns needs it's going into buying pampers for all these little bastards. See in my world this wouldn't have never happened. After kid number 5 the authorities would've flown him to my supreme court in my underground lair and I would've just straight up said.

    "Look if you have another kid I'm cutting your balls off with handsaw!"....Okay personally i wouldn't have the castration done with a handsaw but that would scare the crap out of anyone

    Yeah i know there some other big families out there. We got the Duggars who have 17 (and counting kids) some guy named Daad (moar liek DAD amirite ?) who has 84 kids and hell even Osama bin laden had over 21 kids but you know what difference between them and Desmond hatchett. THEY CAN SUPPORT THOSE KIDS!! And for the most part they will grow up to be functional common sense members of society maybe with a little hint of religious fanaticism (cough cougu Duggars)..

    Do you honestly see this happening with Desmond Hatchett? Yeah only if he wins the lottery which ironically he probably can't even afford right now. Guess what he's going to do if ever wins the lottery? More unprotected sex and have more kids.

    For that reasons this is why I believe that castration should be a legal form of punishment, it's the low cost permanent solution to many fucked up problems stemming from someone who couldn't keep his dick in his pants.

    Another scenario.

    A while back ago there was a man who is a convicted sex offender trying to find a place to live the problem is that NO NEIGHBORHOOD wants him to live there as well as putting him in a special area where he will be monitored however this will come out of our tax dollars. I'm sitting here thinking why don't just cut the middle man (no pun intended) and just castrate him. Problem solve. Everybody was saying how that would fall under cruel and unusual punishment but it's only Cruel and Unusual if WE DON'T DO IT THAT OFTEN.

    Would the electric chair be considered cruel and unusual punishment if we did it ONCE every 10 years?

    And another thing i can guarantee if we somehow started implementing castration as punishment for repeated sex offenders (keyword REPEATED) and dumb asses like Desmond Hatchett we're going to see that sex crime go down pretty fucking quick and all the crazy people in the psyche ward in prison who claim "they can't control myself" would suddenly find some method to keep their tool in the pants.

    See this is the problem with society today we're too soft to implement. this form of punishment. They always want to try to "Help" people and often times that comes at the expense of many or it's just not effective once so ever. Don't get me wrong I'm not adverse to helping people. I love helping people! I would want people to get the help they need the thing is is just that I'm a little more modern and i want to get results fast and just like i personally believe that some people can only understand ass whupping there's some people in this world who we could help by punishment because they're just too damned hard headed.

    Bottom Line have me and Judge Judy rule the world We'll take care of all this bull shit in the world.


    Desmond Hatchett...It's only going to get harder from here bub

Wednesday, 20 May 2009

  • AWK-WARD!!!!!

    So a few days ago some chick added me on facebook who i thought i met on campus so i naturally accepted then she started talking to me trying to get me to see her on camera whatever. I started acting like a jerk asking her stupid questions and shit for lulz. I felt a little bad for that cause she was REALLY TRYING to get me to look at her. I was supposed to delete her but then she messaged me and it got a little awkward. So started by apologizing for my behavior earlier and told her the truth. I was hoping that she wasn't going to ask again but then things gotten intrested


    Jessica

    hey hows ya

    8:12pmCalvin

    Hey sorry for acting like a jerk earlier

    i was at a friends house when you messaged and they wanted to me to fuck around on the computer

    to be honest though i'm not really interested in looking at porn

    and i didn't bother clicking on the link cause i didn't want to get my comp flooded with spyware

    8:16pmJessica

    lol.so think if you click on my link, you wouold get spywares lol

    8:16pmCalvin

    well yeah

    8:17pmJessica

    ok ur jumping into a very wrong conclusion.

    8:17pmCalvin

    rule of the thum bif it's porn site 80% there's going to be spyware

    8:18pmJessica

    ok its just a webcam site where you get nothing but pure pleasure. no viruses what so ever

    8:19pmCalvin

    well it doesn't have a good name nor does it appear in a google search

    8:20pmJessica

    well you might have typed the wrong site. what site did u type?

    8:21pmCalvin

    link the site again

    i just copy pasted into google to see what i'll get i got nothing

    8:23pmJessica

    ok here it is: http://imyourfantasy690.lookera.net thats my model link babe. it will get you directly to my xxx cam room once youre in. the site is teenlovelive.com but you will charged ugley if you signup directly on teenlovelive.com

    8:25pmCalvin

    yeah but i'm not intrested though

    8:26pmJessica

    u are interested. its jas that u dont have a card :P:P

    8:27pmCalvin

    lol no i'm not for real though :P:P

    8:27pmJessica

    no. if i say im gonna hook up with you would you say yes?

    you see you dont even answer me quick

    8:28pmCalvin

    that's different heh

    8:29pmJessica

    it is but dont you wanna hook up with me to have some fun?

    8:29pmCalvin

    even if you were to hook up with me why pay for something i get forfree :P:P

    pff i can't even hook up with you anyways you don't even live in the same state

    8:30pmJessica

    am originally from seattle but am in milwauke now

    8:35pmCalvin

    yeah i'm in madison now

    8:31pmJessica

    ok cool. so are you thinking i would ask fro money wqhen we meet?

    8:36pmCalvin

    well i wasn't expecting this heh

    i don't what to expect honestly if we ever do meet

    well if you're that adamant about hooking up

    8:32pmJessica

    of course you arent expecting this. its kinda weird to say this but i want a bj from a guiy like you

    8:38pmCalvin

    ok who is this

    this is a joke who's fucking on the computer

    8:34pmJessica

    this isnt a joke. dont you believe me?

    8:35pmCalvin

    no honestly i don't

    8:35pmJessica

    its ok if you dont. buit am pretty sure you want a bj tonight

    8:36pmCalvin

    pff that's kinda of a stupid question who doesn't want to get off lol

    8:37pmJessica

    ok then why dont you want to jook up with me

    hook*

    8:43pmCalvin

    well ok 1 I believe this is prank and I highly doubt that anyone would be so willing to hook up with someone over the net

    and 2 if truly are serous about this it makes wonder how many times you've actually done this in the past....

    8:41pmJessica

    ive did this many times with hot guys. and i wanna try a guy like you

    8:45pmCalvin

    i'm truly at a loss of words for this

    8:45pmJessica

    lol ok mahybe because this is very surprising to you and you havent had any expei=rience like this?

    8:47pmCalvin

    apparently

    not every day i get solicited online for sex

    8:47pmJessica

    did i say you will pay for this?

    8:47pmCalvin

    nah but you're trying to sell your offer really hard though

    8:48pmJessica

    well if thats what vu think..

    8:52pmCalvin

    as corny as this sounds..tempting yes but i kind of don't want to be associated with scoring with some one who just puts it out like that

    8:54pmJessica

    its ok.


    Once again my code of honor prevents me from getting laid....YAY for winning moral high ground....BOO for losing guy points and not spicing up my monotonous life...Sometiems i wonder what's the point of binding myself to my personal honor system when nobody will recognize my moral victories :(

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