Wednesday, 20 May 2009

  • AWK-WARD!!!!!

    So a few days ago some chick added me on facebook who i thought i met on campus so i naturally accepted then she started talking to me trying to get me to see her on camera whatever. I started acting like a jerk asking her stupid questions and shit for lulz. I felt a little bad for that cause she was REALLY TRYING to get me to look at her. I was supposed to delete her but then she messaged me and it got a little awkward. So started by apologizing for my behavior earlier and told her the truth. I was hoping that she wasn't going to ask again but then things gotten intrested


    Jessica

    hey hows ya

    8:12pmCalvin

    Hey sorry for acting like a jerk earlier

    i was at a friends house when you messaged and they wanted to me to fuck around on the computer

    to be honest though i'm not really interested in looking at porn

    and i didn't bother clicking on the link cause i didn't want to get my comp flooded with spyware

    8:16pmJessica

    lol.so think if you click on my link, you wouold get spywares lol

    8:16pmCalvin

    well yeah

    8:17pmJessica

    ok ur jumping into a very wrong conclusion.

    8:17pmCalvin

    rule of the thum bif it's porn site 80% there's going to be spyware

    8:18pmJessica

    ok its just a webcam site where you get nothing but pure pleasure. no viruses what so ever

    8:19pmCalvin

    well it doesn't have a good name nor does it appear in a google search

    8:20pmJessica

    well you might have typed the wrong site. what site did u type?

    8:21pmCalvin

    link the site again

    i just copy pasted into google to see what i'll get i got nothing

    8:23pmJessica

    ok here it is: http://imyourfantasy690.lookera.net thats my model link babe. it will get you directly to my xxx cam room once youre in. the site is teenlovelive.com but you will charged ugley if you signup directly on teenlovelive.com

    8:25pmCalvin

    yeah but i'm not intrested though

    8:26pmJessica

    u are interested. its jas that u dont have a card :P:P

    8:27pmCalvin

    lol no i'm not for real though :P:P

    8:27pmJessica

    no. if i say im gonna hook up with you would you say yes?

    you see you dont even answer me quick

    8:28pmCalvin

    that's different heh

    8:29pmJessica

    it is but dont you wanna hook up with me to have some fun?

    8:29pmCalvin

    even if you were to hook up with me why pay for something i get forfree :P:P

    pff i can't even hook up with you anyways you don't even live in the same state

    8:30pmJessica

    am originally from seattle but am in milwauke now

    8:35pmCalvin

    yeah i'm in madison now

    8:31pmJessica

    ok cool. so are you thinking i would ask fro money wqhen we meet?

    8:36pmCalvin

    well i wasn't expecting this heh

    i don't what to expect honestly if we ever do meet

    well if you're that adamant about hooking up

    8:32pmJessica

    of course you arent expecting this. its kinda weird to say this but i want a bj from a guiy like you

    8:38pmCalvin

    ok who is this

    this is a joke who's fucking on the computer

    8:34pmJessica

    this isnt a joke. dont you believe me?

    8:35pmCalvin

    no honestly i don't

    8:35pmJessica

    its ok if you dont. buit am pretty sure you want a bj tonight

    8:36pmCalvin

    pff that's kinda of a stupid question who doesn't want to get off lol

    8:37pmJessica

    ok then why dont you want to jook up with me

    hook*

    8:43pmCalvin

    well ok 1 I believe this is prank and I highly doubt that anyone would be so willing to hook up with someone over the net

    and 2 if truly are serous about this it makes wonder how many times you've actually done this in the past....

    8:41pmJessica

    ive did this many times with hot guys. and i wanna try a guy like you

    8:45pmCalvin

    i'm truly at a loss of words for this

    8:45pmJessica

    lol ok mahybe because this is very surprising to you and you havent had any expei=rience like this?

    8:47pmCalvin

    apparently

    not every day i get solicited online for sex

    8:47pmJessica

    did i say you will pay for this?

    8:47pmCalvin

    nah but you're trying to sell your offer really hard though

    8:48pmJessica

    well if thats what vu think..

    8:52pmCalvin

    as corny as this sounds..tempting yes but i kind of don't want to be associated with scoring with some one who just puts it out like that

    8:54pmJessica

    its ok.


    Once again my code of honor prevents me from getting laid....YAY for winning moral high ground....BOO for losing guy points and not spicing up my monotonous life...Sometiems i wonder what's the point of binding myself to my personal honor system when nobody will recognize my moral victories :(

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